Saturday 22 October 2011

Only Joking

Some kindly soul has lent me their code for the internet so I can indulge my addiction until I get it properly next week. So bad news everyone, I'm not going to be so absent after all. However I thought I'd use the opportunity to show you all some pictures of my new flat (even if I haven't finished unpacking yet...)!

  
 





Friday 21 October 2011

Just a quick one...

...to say I've managed to move in, I have my keys (all 17 of them!) and my new flat is really rather lovely.
Text me if you want my address (or email/facebook but I can't promise to respond quickly!) and visitors would now be very welcome indeed!

Lots of love to all of you!

E

Tuesday 18 October 2011

Crunchy mister, house hunting and "One Day in Paris"

It's been a busy week here in 'Montar' (as those in the know call it), and things are finally starting to get sorted out, I hope! Despite the best attempts of France's finest bureaucrats, today I sorted myself out with:

  • A chequebook
  • An appointment to sign for my flat on Thursday morning (and move in in the afternoon)
  • A French mobile phone contract - email me if you want the number
  • An appointment to get internet/TV/phoneline in my new flat as soon as possible - i.e. a minimum of 3 weeks' time. Not really looking forward to the Toussaint holidays all alone in my boring flat next week - thank goodness my parents are coming to visit!

Still no bank card unfortunately - it's at the bank but I'm not allowed to have it because my account isn't "validated" yet. However, I'm starting to get used to French admin and frankly this is a historic and hard won victory, so I'll take it. What I've found fascinating is the power of being French in these situations - I went around asking for all of these things this morning on my own, and was given an enormous number of hoops to jump through, and estimated arrival times far longer (apparently the earliest the estate agent could possibly manage for my apartment was Wednesday next week...). However, when I went back with Julie in the afternoon, suddenly all the waiting times mysteriously halved. Not that I'm complaining.

Anyway, rewind back to the last time I wrote. We spent the rest of that weekend at Pierre's parents' house and I got to go along to the Parti Socialiste's primaries with the whole family. Funnily enough they wouldn't let me vote though... But it's interesting to see this potentially important year in French political history playing out first hand, and I'm glad I'm going to be here for the présidentielles.

My pride and joy

On Monday I was back at school and, for the first time, with teachers other than Julie - scary! Also had the extremely exciting step of getting my very own pigeon hole, with my name and job title written on it! (In felt pen...) Actually, it had been there for 2 weeks, and had had a summons to see the headmistress waiting inside it since the 7th October, but better late than never, eh? On Tuesday I finally gave up the search for a private landlord, and went for a little tour of Montargis' estate agents, accepting the €300+ agents fees as a price worth paying not to be scammed (again). I got lucky and saw a reasonably priced, brilliantly located and, (most importantly) furnished studio flat the very same afternoon. That would be the same one I'm moving into this Thursday! On my various travels around town I also saw some evidence of a grève that was taking place that day (what are the chances!?), apparently for all professions except teachers. It was unclear what the goal of the grève was, but this is one stereotype of the French that is definitely true.

Cheeky grève.

Here are some pictures I took of the Lycée I'm working at to give you an idea of its monumental size! (click on them to see them larger)






On Friday I had another 'stage' in Orléans, this time to tell us how to actually do our jobs. Two weeks after we'd already started them - cheers. It was mostly full of "exciting" ice-breaking games, so in short, my idea of a day from hell. Even so, this time it was in a smaller group - only anglophone assistants from the Loiret département, meaning that both geographically and linguistically speaking we were better placed to make friends. With that in mind we all went for a bonding lunch at "Quick" (the French equivalent of McDonald's I'm told, though they seem to have plenty of those too...) and afterwards a few of us went to have a drink in the main square of Orléans, and I got to indulge my French addiction to sirop d'Orgeat (which you CAN find in the North too Manon, and I have a bottle to prove it!) and, er, Belgian beer.

Julie and Pierre were away house-hunting for the weekend (you can tell you're outstaying your welcome when even your hosts are trying to move out) so I'd arranged to stay with Pierre's brother Paul who helpfully lives in Orléans. And when I stay "stay with", I mean he lent me his flat for the weekend and went to stay with a friend next door. Bless. On Saturday we went to Paris with some of his friends, one of whom was a German and didn't speak much French. Not all of the French boys spoke much English, so I ended up getting in a big language-y mess switching between the two, and by the end of the day it had evolved into a particularly incomprehensible brand of franglais, mixed with "Zidane". We had a really lovely day though, and managed to see a fair bit of Paris (mostly down to Mouss's crazy Parisian-style driving): Voici quelques photos:

 








Sunday was equally idyllic, with the best weather autumn has to offer, lunch outside and a quick trip to see the tigers in the circus (as you do). Also Paul let me drive his car, and I remembered to stay on the right! Even managed 3 roundabouts, despite my specific instruction to choose a route which didn't include any. So going back to school on Monday was a bit of a shock to the system - especially since I forgot almost everything (including my timetable and register!) and had to teach my very first lessons all by myself! These didn't go too badly considering they fell on two of the least talkative classes I have - and I did at least have a good laugh when in a restaurant role play they translated "croque monsieur" quite literally as "crunchy mister" - but I was absolutely knackered when I got home.

Just a brief final note then: one consequence of my 3 week wait to get hold of internet, combined with the closure of the Lycée over the Toussaint holiday (back to school Thursday 3rd November), is that I might be rather less easily contactable than usual, and almost certainly won't be blogging. I will update as soon as I can with pictures of my new home!

Saturday 8 October 2011

A round up of the week's news.


Monday was my first official day of school, which meant I spent most of the day filling in and signing forms, and being talked at by various important people. However, I also got hold of my attendance register, board pens and keys to the school! Never have I felt more official. The lovely ladies in the canteen also took pity on me and sorted me out with a card that lets me eat for free in the canteen - though I'm not actually convinced that's such a blessing having seen the "food" on offer there!

My classroom
(don't worry there's an English flag too)

I celebrated the success of my first day at school by promptly taking the second day off. I love my new job. I did however, use my time sensibly, and spent the afternoon becoming a member of the BNP. Fear not tolerant friends - the French bank, not the British extremist party. This was a gruelling process and took up most of the afternoon - and I still have to wait a week before I can actually, God forbid, use my account... But that's one thing off the list anyway. Spurred on by my achievement, I indulged in a little house hunting, and at last found an reasonable prospect (more on that in a second). Tuesday was also the day the rain arrived, and with it, the realisation that I had forgotten to pack my umbrella. Oops.

Artist's impression of "Thierry"
On Wednesday I got a reply from "Thierry Marquand" my potential landlord, informing me that the flat was still available, and that it would be available to visit the following evening. Encouraged, I replied expressing my interest, and went to buy some bedding. On my return, I had another email waiting from M. Marquand who was delighted I was so interested, and keen to sign straight away. Sadly though, he was "out of the country on business", and "having a few problems with his bank account" - so could I possibly send him the money for the deposit via Western Union before visiting the flat with his nephew, so as to speed the process up? Hmm. Fortunately I wasn't born yesterday, so I was hardly going to be sending him €860 of my hard-earned student loan via a company so infamously associated with scammers. However, I was pretty pissed off with him for wasting my time and getting my hopes up - so Julie and I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine, and sent him an email saying I agreed to his conditions, and offering to pay all the rent till January at the same time. Just wish I could have seen his eyes light up at the prospect of hooking such a naïve mark. On the positive side, at least I have added the words for "scam" and "conman" to my French vocabulary!

Tartiflette!
Thursday I went to school armed with more rice crispy cakes to try to win over the English teachers. Those who tried them thought they were great, but more of them than I would have thought possible genuinely refused to touch them because they were "English". Thought that was pretty rude actually - I knew it was a stereotype, but didn't realise that it was believed to such a large extent (and these people are English teachers!) Anyway, I was cheered up with some delicious French cooking for dinner in the form of Tartiflette - consisting of potatoes, bacon and onion with 2 WHOLE CHEESES melted on top. Ah, the French.

On Friday I was up bright and early for a 'stage' (training day) in Orléans. It was nice to meet some of the other assistants in the region, and to see the startling girl/boy ratio - no prizes for guessing who dominated by a LONG way! The stage itself was pretty dry, almost all administrative, and a lot didn't apply to EU residents, but we did get a tour of Orléans, including Joan of Arc's house (pictured on the left - built in 1965!), LOTS of statues of Joan of Arc - we English are apparently not too popular here, and the cathedral. 



 It seems I was missed at school on Friday though, as Julie tells me one boy dressed up smart especially - and is proudly telling his friends that I smiled at him in the street the other day! He was incensed that I wasn't there, as he'd even come on time for a change! The students are lovely though - two girls in my Seconde  class (year 11) have offered to give me a tour of Montargis, and my Terminales (year 13) were a bit naughty yesterday, so they want to take me for ice cream (at McDonalds!) to apologise. Bless. Then again, given the teachers' reaction to the fruits of my baking labours on Wednesday, maybe I'm better off being friends with the students  - after all, it's not that long since I was a sixth former myself!

To round off the week, I've just finished watching France beat England in the rugby, and I can tell you they're not the most gracious of winners:


Sunday 2 October 2011

Sunshine and Homelessness



So first things first, the lovely flat was gone. Bummer. This means that technically I'm homeless at the moment, but I'm really struggling to care since I'm having such a lovely time!

I spent Friday morning in the Lycée with Julie even though I don't technically start till Monday, and apparently I'm already a bit of a hit with the students (especially the boys...) so that's nice, I think! Then I spent the afternoon trying and failing to open a bank account. Banks are, of course, closed all weekend and on Mondays, so attempt 2 will have to be scheduled for Tuesday at the earliest. This has stalled progress on pretty much everything else administrative for the moment, but I don't really mind - this is France, I expected nothing less.

The weather's been absolutely incredible though (in England too, I gather) and I spent a lovely weekend at Julie's parents' house enjoying the sun, the food and playing tennis.



OK, I confess - it was swingball.

Julie's also turned out to be a master hairdresser so I've spent the weekend with various different "coiffures" including "La Cascade" and one which started off as "La Déesse Grecque" ("the Greek Goddess") but finished off as "La DSK" (the disgraced IMF chief). This is funnier in French where the two sound rather more alike.




We also went to a birthday party last night for which Julie and I were responsible both for the present and for bringing cake. To this end, we bought a massive football goal (quite a lot bigger than expected actually - 2x3m) and I made rice crispy cakes. Both went down remarkably well, and I seem to have single-handedly changed the reputation of English cooking in at least this small corner of France. Julie's mum even asked for the recipe, and they've rechristened it 'le gateau d'Ely'. Not bad for a recipe consisting only of 2 steps and 4 ingredients!

My other small victory of the week has been finally conquering the pronunciation of the French for kettle - bouilloire. It sounds something like bwee-war (I think). On a related note I am cultivating a caffeine addiction - the French drink (strong) espresso like the English drink tea, possibly even more!

So far it all feels a bit like a holiday (especially given the weather!) but school starts for real tomorrow, and I'll soon be plunging head first into the murky world of French bureaucracy so this may well be the calm before the storm. I'll let you know how it goes!